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Joke 1 Htan enas an8ropos kai ekopse tin gineka tou na einai me ena allo. Ti na kanei? Eide oti eixe ena 10liro mesa stin tzepi tou kai skeftetai: Na pao na pio na 3exaso. Telika paei se ena mpar kai leei tou mparman. 8elo 10 liron mpires calsberg. tou dinei o mparman tis pinei oles kai me8a. Vriskei mia gonia kai peftei kai koimatai. Erxetai enas mavros ton gama tou vazei 10 lires stin tzepi kai fevgei. 3ipna to proi o dikos mas vlepei oti eixe 10 lires stin tzepi kai skeftotan: Re ma den me8isa extes. Pigennei 3ana sto mpar kai leei. 8elo 10 liron mpires calsberg. tis pinei oles kai 3aname8a. 3anakimate stin gonia erxetai o mavros ton gama tou valei 10 lires stin tzepi. To allo proi 3ipna kai kanei ta idia. Paei sto mpar kai leei: 8elo 10liron 3ero 3ero leei o mparman. 8eleis 10 liron mpires calsberg. Oi tou leei o dikos mas: 8elo 10 liron mpires keo. Eponisa ton kolo mou me toutes tis calsberg. Joke 2 Itan enas anthropos kai perpatouse gimnos mesa stin zougla tis afrikis.Eparatirise oti eixe ena elefanta pou ton karfone kathimerinos me to vlemma tou.E pernoun oi meres kai paei kai vriskei ton elefanta kai to rwta:Exeis kanena provlima re file?
Oxi alla exo mia aporia leei o elefantas
Dixnontas tou to peos tou...Tou leei..Intalos mporeis kai troeis me tsino?
Joke 3
Htan dio pousties mes s'ena aeroplano.Se mia fasi lalei o enas tou alloy:
-Re theleis na to kamoumen?
Tzai lalei tou o allos:
-Ma esiei pollin kosmo dame tzai enna mas dousin!
-Men laleis malakies re.Oulloi damesa tzoimountai poios enna mas dei?Tzai gia na deis oti en mas thorei kanenas sikou pano tzai fonakse an esiei kanenas kamia pissa.
Sikonetai o allos,fonazei, tipote.Arkepsan tzai tzieinoi, ekaman oti ekamasin.....
Tin ora pou eprosgeiothike to aeroplano oi aerosinidoi erotousan tous epivates an tous aresen i ptisi.Oulloi elean itan polla oraia i ptisi kai ksero go...Katevainei tzai enas tzai lalei tous:
-Kratei me enas ponotzefalos pou tin ora pou eksekinisame, nomizo oti enna spasei i tzefali mou.
-Kai giati den mas eipate na sas feroume mian spirini?lalei tou mia aerosinodos.
-E inta eimai pellos?O allos ezitise mian pissa tzai egamisan ton!!!
Joke 4
Mia jan8ia pairnei thlefwno sthn astynomia panikoblhth: -Boh8eia!Mou dierrhjan
to aytokinhto! Ta phran ola, den mou afhsan tipota! Mou phran mexri kai to
timoni, to kibwtio taxythtwn...ola! Elate grhgora! -Entajei, entajei, mhn
kanete etsi, leei o astynomikos sthn allh akrh ths grammhs, erxomaste amesws.
Meta apo ligo h jan8ia janapairnei thlefwno sthn astynomia: -Jerete...den
einai anagkh na er8ete telika...ekana ena mikro la8aki prohgoumenws, eixa
anoijei thn porta toy pisw ka8ismatos...
Joke 5
nearos epixirimatias molis eixe egkatastathei sto diko tou grafeio, otan akouei kapion na anevenei tis skales. apofasismenos na dosei tin entiposi tou poliasxolou, sikonei to akoustiko tou tilefonou kai prospiite oti einai aporofimenos apo ti sizitisi.
telika meta apo 5 lepta sklirwn diapragmatefsewn me ton ipotithemeno omiliti gia simvolaia, prokatavoleskai xrimatikes eggiiseis, afinei to akoustiko kai gyrizei ston episkepti tou.
-siggnomi, kirie. se ti mporo na sas e3ipiretiso?
kai o episkeptis apanta:
-irtha gia na sindeso to tilefono. |
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